Some say “fuck” “is” “dirty” and “sexual intercourse” isn’t because  the word “fuck” comes from the Anglo-Saxon and “sexual intercourse” comes from the Latin. But then we must ask: How did Anglo-Saxon get to be “dirty” and why does Latin remain “clean”?

Well, others tell us, “fuck” represents lower-class speech & “sexual intercourse” represents middle-and-upper class speech. This does not happen to accord with brute fact, Statistically: I have heard the word “fuck” in the daily conversation of Techies, Student, Professors, Politicians, Business Persons, Poets, Movie Stars, Doctors, Lawyers, Police Persons and most of the population of sombunall classes and castes, except a few religious conservatives.

And, even if “fuck” did occur exclusively in lower-class speech, we do not know, and can hardly explain, why it has been subject to a huge and bodacious fine when such other lower-class mode of speech as “ain’t”, “fridge” (for refrigerator), “gonna” and “whyncha” (why don’t you) have not fallen under similar sanction. Nor have we yet seen a ban on the distinctly lower class “Jeet?” “Naw—Jew?” (Did you eat? No, did you?)

The fact that some enclaves of religious conservatives do not use the word “fuck” (or are embarrassed if they get caught using it) seems to provide the only clue to this mystery.

Whatever, this will remain the same… still, my question is…

Why don’t people realize that saying “fuck” actually does not mean the real “fuck”! And more, Why don’t people realize that “fuck” is the most important event in the human civilization. Especially why the hell girls have a problem with the word “fuck”, they don’t like to hear it, they don’t like to write it, they don’t like to see it… but they love to “do it”!!…

What the fuck is this? …Peace!

Recently, some people objected me using or writing this word, I tried to explain the above thing. I don’t know why these people pretend that they don’t like the word, but they do it…! Anyway, I frequently use the word “fuck” at my office-space, and this is none of anyone’s fucking business to correct me, If I use this word. This is my damn country, I’m damn free, I will say whatever I feel like! Saying “fuck” is my way of showing that I’m not satisfied with whatever stuff going on in front of me. People, It is such a beautiful word!

Still, If anyone’s having objection… then fuck you!

Or…

If you still don’t like using the word “fuck” then, why don’t you use it with *proper english*

Don’t say fuck-off, say intercourse-off; don’t say fuck you, say intercourse-you!

Peace! 

PS: Yes, I’m forcing you to use the word, any problems?… then fuck you!